Dear Mr. Cory Jarvis,
Here’s another official “Letters from People” Global News update.
Prosecutors say a man sexually assaulted a female passenger on a plane. It all started when she asked if she could eat his nuts.
Bill Clinton raffled himself off to pay down Hillary’s campaign debt. Non-bidding women at the auction agreed, why buy the cow when you can milk him for free?
Study shows children in rural areas just as likely to die from guns as kids in city. Millions of taxpayer’s dollars prove that no matter where you live, a bullet will kill you.
A Georgia history teacher let students wear clan outfits. The activity was a response to students asking what white people did for fun when they ran out of Indians.
A Kaplan college teacher told students they can't speak Spanish in class. Rules clearly state if you’re smart enough to speak two languages, please go to a real college.
Octomom united with PETA for a spay and neuter campaign. Look for her on posters above the word “Before.”
A Missouri school is fining students for cursing. First offense is five dollars, second is 10, and on the third they just give up and enlist you in the Navy. The principle said that regardless of their connection to staff no-one would be favored pointing out that recently a teacher even fined her student for cussing while she had sex with him.
Lady Gaga loves rumors that she has a penis. It's keeps attention away from the tasseled scrotum.
Obama heckled his heckler at a fundraiser. The President first berated the man's multi-colored sweater, then asked him how he'd like it if he came to his house kicking teleprompters off of his stage.
Tennis star returns after breast reduction surgery. Networks cancel first match scheduled to be in 3-D.
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