Dear Mr. Jarvis,
Thank you for your delightful letter. We here at NBC appreciate your support through these hard times and share your belief that we will one day rise again to the number one spot. As a reward for your faith in us, here is a sneak preview at a few shows from our fall lineup:
- The Deadliest Catch: A reality show about plumbers.
- One Night Stand: A documentary about erotic antique furniture.
- The Y Files: A fresh, unique story about paranormal cases assigned to a special agent who believes, his female partner who’s not sure, and their wacky chimpanzee sidekick who punches people whenever he hears, “right turn, Clyde.”
- Dateline To Catch an IPOD User: Watch as NBC’s crack team of undercover public transportation commuters locate Americas latest scourge - Ipod users who subject you to their 50 cent sing along and the Darwin defiers who make hearing aid salesman salivate - surround them, and while being cheered on by fellow passengers, beat them senseless.
Legs shaking? Sweaty palms? We know; us too!
Let it be known the peacock struts again!
Sincerely,
Highly Paid NBC Executives
P.S. Please don’t show this to anyone. We could get in big trouble.
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