Dear Mr. Jarvis,
Here is your weekly Global News update.
- Chinese scientists have succeeded in inducing cells from connective tissue in mice to revert back to their embryonic state which will allow it to become any organ. Many groups cheered the news: The disabled, amputees, and guys who zipped up their pants too fast.
- Secretary of State Clinton begin a three day tour of India where she’ll discuss security issues, a free trade agreement, and how to get her computer to run Windows vista.
- A man and woman with same first and last name who met online plan to marry. Although the two haven’t met face to face the man said he is just happy to have met someone he can share his life with. The woman said she is happy to have found someone that can except her sideburns.
- The senate voted to stop making more F-22 Raptor fighter jets. With a strained budget the Air Force is testing out these cheaper, less conventional ideas:
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