Dear Mr. Jarvis,
Here is your weekly Global News update.
New York City is buying plane tickets for homeless people to send them out of the city. These are the only flights allowed to fly with the doors open.
Actress Megan Fox, beautiful girl, has pictures and videos all over the internet...I guess a lot of guys are getting tired of seeing her. Some popular male blog sites have come together and declared Aug. 4th a “No Megan Fox” day. The need a break. They say they need time to let the chaffed skin heel, and the computer screens dry off.
Sarah Palin in her resignation speech, told the press in honor of the American soldier, they should quit making things up. Just then a reporter pointed to her left, shouted “Moose!” and she turned and shot a cameraman.
Some iPhone apps help users avoid police speed traps, count cards at the black jack table, and find medicinal marijuana sellers reports Fox news. A new app currently in the works will help readers find real news on Fox.
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