Dear Mr. Jarvis,Can you mix Valium and Prozac?...will let you know.
1:42 PM Aug 4th from Tweetie
Must find one ring to unite them all. With sadness in my heart, I've decided not to return to #IDOL
4:23 PM Aug 4th from lalaland in response to simon_manboobs
All the pretty colors make me smiley
11:18 PM Aug 4th from tweetledumb
-The American Psychiatric Society dismissed gay-to-straight therapy. They did say however that with a little Britney Spears in the background, a few martini sips, and a 24 hour marathon viewing session of Sex and the City and the straight-to-gay therapy was almost guaranteed.
-Jessica Simpson said she wouldn’t take back the house she gave her ex-boyfriend because she was not an Indian Giver. Although American Indians were angered she didn’t apologize because she said she too was American Indian. The Indians called her and said, “The ethnicity we gave you, we’re taking it back.”
-Burger King Franchisees are complaining that racy ads featuring language like goodyballs, b-hole, and girls with square derrieres dancing to Baby got Back might make customers not order thirds.
-Former President Clinton took a trip to Asia. He stopped in North Korea and helped free two American Journalists. When asked how he felt, he said although he was happy it wasn’t quite what he expected when he asked for a happy ending.
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